Why I Dislike ‘Merry Christmas’

Before I begin, let me clarify three things.

  1. Yes, I know I’m a grumpy sod. This is not news to me.
  2. No, I’m not “cancelling Christmas” or even telling you not to say “Merry Christmas”. I’m just telling you I don’t like it, and trying to tell you why.
  3. Yes, I also know that this rant has an air of Old Man Yells at Cloud.

Today, as is often the case this time of year, when I braved the outside world and spoke to people in real life (a rare treat these days), I was bombarded with wishes of “Merry Christmas”. I know that people who say this mean well. But I don’t like it. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

Pertinent to explaining why is that I don’t celebrate Christmas (why I don’t is a rant for another day, but I don’t think it’s particularly relevant here). Lots of people don’t celebrate Christmas, and (I’d hope) we all accept that this is fine.

While walking home, I was wondering why “Merry Christmas” leaves me with an uneasy feeling. A part of it is just that I don’t do Christmas, so it doesn’t seem appropriate, in the same way saying “Have a nice break” is inappropriate when said to someone who doesn’t have a break coming up. But this isn’t the whole story. I don’t recall ever feeling uncomfortable in this way when (on the rare occasions it’s happened) people have wished me “Happy Hanukah” or “Happy 4th of July”, even though those celebrations also have no special meaning for me.

Much of this seems to be due to the ubiquitousness of Christmas. It is inescapable. Wherever you go in public space around this time of year, your senses are barraged with propaganda, often loud and bright.

Another component is that “Merry Christmas” seems to invite a reciprocation. When one is wished a merry Christmas, the norm is to wish one back in return. I don’t say this to people, because I’m not part of this institution – it doesn’t feel right. And this, I think, hits on the real crux of the matter. The wish of “Merry Christmas”, and its invitation for reciprocation, presumes that the audience is a member of this club, a fellow comrade in Christmas culture. But I’m not.

And this presumption highlights that difference. It creates a kind of internal conflict. Even blurting out “you too” in response disagrees with me, because it accepts as a premise the linguistic presumption that I’m part of this practice. It implies that I’m also a ‘Christmasser’. Each occasion highlights the fact that I am not one of them. I can’t, however, ask every individual friend and shop clerk (who is just trying to be friendly) not to say this, and correcting them also wouldn’t seem right (also, I’m far too British to cause any social disruption over something so minor). So I’m left, feeling alienated by the exchange. Like I don’t belong. Like I’ve been misidentified in a way that is really difficult to put into words.

This is ordinarily a quite isolating experience. And in this, the most isolating and solitary of years, this feeling struck me particularly vividly, so I thought I’d this to try to convey the reasons underlying my my general disapprobation.

Going Forward, Getting Better

So, that sucked. Like many of my friends, I’ve been in a mourning period the last few days, but I’m starting to pick myself up now. I still think this result is a total disaster, in terms making progress as a society, stopping the poorest suffer and die from vicious government policy, and, as I’ve said before, for meeting climate change targets.

Politics-wise, we have some time to reflect and plan how we can improve this situation. This isn’t a time to give up, but it would be also be silly to make snap judgments about what type of world we should be fighting for, and how we should do so. I’m sure we’ll think much more about that in the coming weeks and months. For now, I’ve been thinking about making myself feel better by trying to be better in my personal life. So far I’ve come up with a couple of plans I intend to carry out.

First, I’m going to try to donate platelets, instead of just giving blood once every three months. Lots of patient need platelet transfusions including cancer patients and premature babies. I’m lucky enough to be of the right blood type (they require people in blood group A) and I live in a city where there is a facility for platelet donation. It takes a lot longer (typically 90 minutes), and you can do it much more regularly (every 4-6 weeks), but, for the time being, I am in a position to make that kind of commitment (specially as I could even get some work done while I’m doing it). So I’ve contacted the relevant people about that, and they’re hoping to book me in sometime in January.

Second, when the National Insurance threshold rises (a promise from their manifesto I expect the Conservatives to keep), I plan on increasing my charitable donations by at least that amount. I don’t need the extra money right now, so I’m able to direct it somewhere it’s really needed.

I’m going to keep thinking about ways I might improve myself, but even with just these two plans on the cards, I feel a lot better. I’ve seen a lot of other people doing similar things – pledging to donate extra food/goods to local charities, or spend time volunteering with charities like Shelter, which will, sadly, be needed all the more given the current political climate. While we can’t pick what government we’ve got, we can still make choices about the types of people we want to be. And that’s something.

2019 General Election Results Drinking Game!

I’ve been out on the campaigning already today, but while there’s a lull in the action, I thought I should design a drinking game for watching the results come in, as drinks will probably be required whatever happens.

The drinking game consists of watching your preferred results show, and drinking in three phases – the pre-10pm and exit poll phase (up until the exit poll data comes out), the pre-results doubts and anxiety phase (from the exit poll until the results start coming in), and the main phase, when the results start properly flowing in (around 2am until you get too tired or sad, and go to bed).

You’ll want to drink using a relatively low alcohol content drink (beer, or cider or similar), as it could get pretty heavy!

Phase One:

Level one requires some prep. This phase can be skipped if you spend a decent amount of time in the pub first!

Before 10pm everyone playing guesses how many seats they think each party will get, e.g. (allowing me a fantasy!), splitting the parties into two categories:

A) Labour: 350, Tory: 226, Lib Dem: 10, SNP: 40

B) Green: 1, Plaid Cymru: 4, DUP: 9, Alliance: 2, Sinn Fein: 7, Brexit: 0

Get your guesses ready, and when the exit poll predictions come out, calculate how far off you were for each. For the A) group, drink one finger of your beverage of choice for every 5 seats you are in error by (rounding down). E.g. if you guess 350 for Labour, and the exit poll says 300, that’s 10 fingers. And the same for the other three A) parties.

For the B) parties, take one finger for every one you’re off by.

Add up all your fingers and set a time for yourself to complete them by, e.g. 10:30.

Phase two begins immediately, so pay attention to your drinking debt, and keep an eye on your Sky News or BBC news results coverage.

Phase Two:

In this phase you’re trying to forget about how upsetting the exit poll estimates were. To that end, you’ll watch out for the following, and drink the associated amount:

  • A quite ridiculous graphic is used to illustrate swing, the house composition or anything else (one finger)
  • Anyone even mentions UKIP (one finger)
  • An utterance of Boris’s stupid catchphrase – “Get Brexit done” (one finger)
  • Someone says “Portillo moment” (two fingers)
  • Anyone suggests the pollsters “got it wrong” (two fingers)
  • Pictures of queues outside polling booths after 10pm (probably just an early game feature – two fingers)
  • Anyone talks about climate change (drink continuously while this happens, as the crisis is ongoing and very serious)

Phase Three

In phase three, all the rules from phase two apply, but you’ll also be keeping an eye out for the actual announcements of results.

Here you have a choice. Pick a team: blue or red.

If you pick the red team, drink one finger of celebration for every Labour gain, but two fingers to drown your sorrows for any Labour losses.

If you pick the blue team, same rules switching the Tories for Labour.

In addition, whenever at a count, the totals for a Monster Raving Loony Party (or similar comedy candidate, like Count Binface, pictured below) are announced, drink three fingers.

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Good luck, and drink responsibly!

 

 

Barrow Blog Day 8: Election Eve

Haven’t managed to update this in a few days. This is mainly because I am exhausted. It’s been a few long days. They’ve been split between prepping envelopes in Barrow, posting letters and leaflets, coordinating things from the office in Ulverston, and various door-knocking.

I’ve just got back from the Ulverston office. This is my dinner break. In an hour or so I’ll be back in the office, so people can pick up more election day leaflets which will be going out between 6am and 10am tomorrow, and I’ll be there until 11 tonight.

But tomorrow morning I’m having to be up at 5:30 to help put up a big billboard opposite the hospital. Then I’ll be doing whatever I’m asked to do, until early afternoon, when I have to head back to Glasgow, so I can vote myself.

I’m feeling physically and mentally exhausted, but I’m glad I’ve spent this week trying to make a difference. However the election goes, if I’d stayed back home and to my regular routine, I think I’d feel very disappointed with myself.

Tomorrow is the final push. I keep drifting between being quite optimistic and quite downhearted. I think it’s really hard to tell what’s going to happen. I don’t think it’ll be quite as clear-cut as many pundits have suggested. If there is a Tory majority, I think it’ll be a small one. But even that sounds truly horrific. This election is so important. And if we can just keep Boris from getting his majority, we could get Corbyn in, and start implementing a truly radical, progressive and hopeful manifesto.

Look at this election eve optimism!

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Keep the faith. #VoteLabour

Barrow Blog: Day 5

Very quick update:

Today, I was roused earlier than expected and thrust unto the bowels of the Ulverston Labour Party office, where I spent most of the day. I was running the office on my own for most of the day, giving other volunteers routes for leafleting when they arrived. I did some work planning specific routes, which, in part, led to my learning the area a little better.

That said, today, for me, was mostly a little quiet. Useful, but quiet.

This evening, there was an event for campaigners at a local pub. The local campaign manger was there, and our candidate, Chris Altree, was there. We had a really nice time. After the campaigners had left, I stuck around for a bit with locals. Mostly, I was just there to drink and chat with people. I was very disheartened by one local person who engaged me in conversation but was adamantly anti-voting. I tried for a very long time to dissuade them from their position, but it was of no use. Honestly, I don’t know what more I could have done or said, but I was left thoroughly upset by the whole thing.

 

Well, I’ll be back out again tomorrow. Apparently I’m been allocated a bunch of jobs from 9am onwards. So much fun….

Honestly, I’m really struggling to sustain my intensity of enthusiasm in public. I have serious worries about what’s going to happen on election day. I really hope my interpretation of the national voice is horribly mistaken.

Barrow Blog: Day Four

It’s the weekend, and today I was out door-knocking in Walney with a solid group of campaigners. As well as a bunch of local folks, we were joined by a chap from Belfast – who, like me, is going to be helping out in this constituency – and a woman from Kendal. Weather-wise, it was pretty miserable. Very grey, pretty cold, a fairly consistent drizzle, and a pretty wretched rain. Despite that, we were mostly in good spirits.

Reception-wise, it was a very mixed picture. On the bright side, no one told me that they were planning to vote Conservative (of course, they might just have been keeping it to themselves). There were a decent amount of committed Labour folks. However, there were also quite a few who didn’t know whether they were going to vote, or had decided that they definitely weren’t going to. The latter was particularly disheartening. Many of them complained that politicians were all liars anyway. The thought that it makes no difference, that politicians are all the same, fits into the general view that we are powerless. And that is dangerous, because if people believe it, and consequently don’t vote, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. I’d like to think that people with this position can be persuaded, that this defeatist attitude can be overcome with the right dose of reasoning and optimism. Fingers crossed.

The highlight of my day was a woman who originally said she didn’t think she was going to vote, but after a little chat, she said she was going to vote, and would vote for the Labour candidate. I’m pretty sure I did a mini-dance when walking back down that drive.

We’re back at general door-knocking again tomorrow, before prioritising residents who have previously expressed a Labour intention from Monday onwards, to remind them that the election is on Thursday and encourage them to actually get out.

The final stretch begins.

Barrow Blog: Day 3

Another busy day of leafleting with Shaun. Had quite a few chats on the doorstep with folks today, all of whom were supportive. A few were (appropriately) dismayed by the prospect of Boris being re-elected.

Today, we were in villages again early in the morning, before finishing off a chunk of Dalton, and then in the afternoon went to Askam, a pocket of a few hundred houses on the west coast. Now I’m feeling a bit exhausted.

One happy development occurred when I went to the shops to get myself some grub. I discovered that the local Co-op not only sells my favourite vegan sriracha mayonnaise, but sells it in a much bigger bottle than I’m used to. So that was exciting ( / I’m really boring).

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Now, I’m gonna stuff my face, before getting ready for the final debate between Boris and Jeremy later. Given that it’s Friday (and, according to trusted scholars, you’ve gotta get down on Friday), I got myself a few drinks, and have made a drinking game for the debate. I love games. 🙂

debate drinking.jpgAnyway, that’s all from me. Happy Friday all!

Barrow Blog: Day 2

Today was my first day out canvassing in the constituency. It was leafleting today. I was picked up at 9:45 by Shaun Blezard, one of the councillors on Barrow Borough council. He was really friendly, and we had a lot of good chats during the day.

We spent a couple of hours leafleting in Lindal and Marton, two small villages. It’s slow work in the more village-y bits, because the houses are further away.

After we’d ticked off a good chunk of houses, Shaun took me to lunch at the Sweet Pepper Cafe, a vegan cafe in Barrow. I had the all day breakfast there, which was really good (see picture below).

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After lunch, we went leafleting in South Dalton for a few hours. The houses are much closer together there, so we got through a few hundred pretty quickly. It was a bit rainy in the afternoon, but given that I’ve traveled down from Glasgow for this, I’m certainly not going to be put off by a little drizzle.

We were just focusing on getting leaflets through as many doors as possible, so I still haven’t spoken to many of the locals, but those I did have a brief chat with were all very friendly. A lot of them said they were definitely going to vote Labour. And, contrary to some of my campaigning in Scotland, no one called me an English c*nt, so that’s nice!

This constituency is pretty weird. The main urban area is Barrow, a pretty large northern industrial town, where the major employer is BAE, due to the shipyards in Barrow. There are smaller urban areas in Dalton and Ulverston (where I’m staying), but there are a lot of people here out in small villages or farmland. So the constituency is actually very big.

As the constituency has these rural features, the animals I encountered were pretty great. As well as several very friendly cats and dogs, I also met a few other animals, who were clearly Labour supporters:

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And with that, I think I’ll sign off for the day. Hopefully, I’ll be back again tomorrow.

Barrow and Furness: Day One

As part of the Labour Legends programme, today I came to the Barrow and Furness constituency. This scheme has asked people who are able to, to take some time off work in order to go to a marginal constituency to campaign for the Labour Party, and hopefully make the difference in the forthcoming election.

When I arrived in Barrow this afternoon, I quickly met the campaign manager in the constituency. He welcomed me, and (crucially) got me a much-needed cup of tea. I arrived just after a Real Changes rally, so saw a lot of campaigners at the campaign office. People seemed in really good spirits, having had a lot of positive conversations on doorsteps.

After meeting a few of the key faces, including the candidate Chris Altree, I was put to work sorting out leaflets for distributing tomorrow. Tomorrow, the CLP is intending to leaflet Barrow, Ulverston and Dalton, so we were preparing the leaflets for different groups to take round.

Once we’d got all the counting of leaflets sorted, Chris Altree took me to the house of my host, who lives in Ulverston. My host, one of the office-holders at the CLP, has generously offered to put me up for the next week. As an aside, Ulverston is the birthplace of Stan Laurel, and home to the Laurel and Hardy museum. If I have any spare time in the next week, I hope to head along.

So far everyone has been extremely friendly, and people are feeling very optimistic about the election. Everyone tells me that Chris – who is a new candidate for the constituency – is much more popular than the previous MP (who, it seems, was fairly unpopular, even before he was forced suspended from the party due to sexual harassment allegations, before he quit the party). He is local, which is a change for the constituency, which has never had an MP actually from the area before (or at least, so Chris tells me). He seems like a really friendly guy, and I’m sure he makes a good impression on the voters. Due to his popularity among local members, he’s had way more people volunteering for leafleting and door-knocking over the campaign season.

Anyway, I will be leafleting in Dalton tomorrow. I’m being picked up by  member of the local Labour Party at 9:30am. I will try to update my Barrow Blog a few times during the next week, but this will depend on my time, and whether I have anything to say!

Why A Conservative Government Might Literally Mean The End Of The World

The End of the World

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The Conservative Party have regularly been an instrument of death and destruction. This election might be the most important, because, due to the climate crisis, they could actually bring about the end of the world. Here’s why (the TL;DR version), with a more explanation of the points underneath.

 

  1. We are in an environmental epistemic danger zone.
    • By this, I simply mean that we’re close to a big tipping point, after which there is no turning back, in terms of climate change. But we really don’t know just how close.
  2. In this type of danger zone, a major political effect which has causes our environmental situation – in terms of not solving global warming – to significantly worsen has a non-negligible chance of taking us past this turning point (i.e. guaranteeing the end of the world).
  3. Brexit is a major political event which will (or is very likely to) significantly worsen our global environmental situation.
  4. A Conservative government guarantees that Brexit occurs.

Conclusion: A Conservative government might literally end the world.

 

The argument looks valid (i.e. if those four claims are true, the conclusion is true). And I take it that the conclusion isn’t simply a meaningless hypothetical claim. This is the type of worry we should take seriously. Everything we understand about the planet in terms of the environmental mechanisms in play tells us that there are “tipping points”, and there will be a point at which there is no turning back. Because the feedback mechanisms operate over huge spans of time, and because these have a snowballing effect, at the point of no return it might still look like things are mostly fine (for most of us). The day we pass the point of no return won’t look like a Mad Max dystopia, but like a regular Tuesday, and, at the time, we won’t know. (Many of my slightly more cynical friends think we have already gone too far.)

So, we should really care about this. And I honestly think this argument should get more attention, because I think people do care about the end of the world. They just don’t see a connection between certain events (like letting the Conservatives in power again) and the end of the world.

In what follows, I’ll defend the four premises to my argument. I think the most contentious will be premise 3. Skip to that if you feel like it.

 

  1. The ‘epistemic danger zone’

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For non-philosophers, this “epistemic” just means to do with what we know. Why might I think we’re in a situation this bad? Well, because of all the science.

We do know that human action has had a significant effect on global warming.1 And we know that if we continue with greenhouse gas emissions at anything like the current rate, the world will, eventually, be uninhabitable.2 What we don’t know, is just how close we are. Many scientists now think the 2 degree above pre-industrial levels target from the Copenhagen Accords isn’t obtainable. That target was criticised as utterly inadequate, and many suggested that 1.5 degrees was needed to prevent many of the catastrophic effects, resulting in the Paris Agreement. Even if human-related emissions were reduced to zero immediately (which is, of course, not going to happen), this would only give us medium confidence of avoiding the 1.5 degree target. That 1.5 degree target was seen as dangerous to cross, and the 2 degree target considerably worse.

At 2 degrees the melting of ice sheets passes a tipping point, flooding many major cities. Many equatorial areas become too hot to live in, which will result in tens (or hundreds) of millions of climate refugees. At 3 or 4 degrees, things start to look apocalyptic.

But, recent models suggest that we might actually be looking at a rise considerably more. Some have predicted hitting four degrees by the end of the centuryBut, different models suggest very different things. A UN report suggested that even if countries adopted their nationally determined contributions in accordance with the Paris Agreement, we’d reach 3.2°C  above pre-industrial levels by the end of the century (and given that a major contributor has already pulled out, even this looks ambitious). Earlier this week, we saw another stark warning that we may already have passed serious tipping points.

We know that we are ignorant about some things here. We don’t know which scenarios are more likely to obtain. Worryingly, predictions have become increasingly dire over recent decades. But we still don’t really know just how bad it is, and how far away we are from the point of no return. This is our danger zone.

2. Why an environmentally significant event is potentially world-ending

Hopefully, this should follow fairly easily from the previous point. Given that we could be very close to a point of no return, we can easily imagine that a big change could take us past that point. For small things, like lighting a candle, we can be pretty confident that this won’t be the straw that breaks the camels back. But something that is globally significant, in terms of our greenhouse gas emissions, could really be the end.

Frustratingly, I don’t think we can even estimate (reliably) how likely any given addition to our carbon footprint is to condemn us. We are ignorant about just how ignorant we are. Given that state of play, it looks like we should operate with what has been called a precautionary principle. Precautionary principles state that when we are ignorant about something, particularly something important, our focus should be on avoiding the negative consequence. If you’ve got reason to think that something might be a significant cause of cancer, for instance, and you don’t know how big the risk is, you probably want to avoid it. Given that the stakes are about as high as they could be in this case, if precaution is ever appropriate, surely this is a case where we need to be careful.

What kinds of events might fit this category – of significantly increasing the amount of greenhouse gases emitted? I think a second term for Trump is a serious contender, given his reckless attitude to climate change, and that America is already the second worst in terms of emissions in total, and third worst (behind Australia and Saudi Arabia) per capita. A climate change skeptic in charge in any very large country might spell doomsday. The election of Bolsonaro in Brazil was a serious blow on this front. Another candidate for this category would be a large-scale war. The Iraq war, for instance, had a significant carbon footprint, and Iraq isn’t exactly what we might consider to be one of the ‘big players’ on the world stage. Next, I’ll try to show that Brexit counts as one such event.

3. Why Brexit will (or is very likely to) significantly worsen the global environmental situation

If Brexit happens, several resulting mechanisms are likely to make the global emissions situation worse. I should note that while I think each of these mechanisms is likely to happen whoever is in charge of what kind of Brexit happens, some seem more likely if a Boris Johnson Brexit happens.

a) Loosening of domestic internal UK regulations

First, as several people have pointed out, Brexit is likely to hamper the UK’s handling of climate targets. This may happen due to abandoning policies, like a losing a precautionary principle required by the EU, that would no longer be required by British law. It also seems very plausible that Brexit, however it occurs, will require years of intensive trade negotiations. This is likely to serve as a distraction (as some have noted that it already has). Our politicians will be focused on these negotiations, which will be of crucial importance to the UK economy, but is likely to come at the cost of failing to pay attention to environmental issues.

We have already seen that UK governments have been happy to abandon green commitments – or “cut the green crap” – if they think something else is of political importance to them. With regards to the Conservative government, we have ample evidence that they don’t have a real commitment to the environment. Despite the last-minute temporary ban on fracking conveniently before the general election, I think you’d have to be extremely naive to trust them with the environment. Boris Johnson did little to assuage voters of this, by his not attending the climate debate ahead of the next general election – replaced instead by a melting ice statue of the world. How appropriate.

The UK is responsible for about 1% of world emissions currently. This is actually, per capita, much better than the vast majority of large nations. But this could easily get significantly worse. Importantly, this doesn’t take into account our carbon footprint from flights – either personal of for importing/exporting goods. The latter of these points, I come to next.

b) Import/Export habits changing in ways that emit more greenhouse gases

In the event of Brexit, we may import/export in ways that pollute considerably more. Rather than importing a large portion of our goods from Europe. About 53% of our imports and 44% of our exports currently go to our nearby neighbours.

Think about the trade partners a lot of the Brexit ringleaders have been touting. Often, we hear talk about reverting back to trading with commonwealth countries. Imagine we do successfully get great free trade deals with Australia, India and Canada. And we get that great trade deal that Trump wants with the UK. And these deals make up the vast majority of our imports and exports.

Given that the UK is still (for the time being) the fifth largest economy in the world, that the goods we buy and sell are likely to travel a lot further will have a big effect in terms of carbon footprint. Just how bad this could be will depend a lot on how good the deal the UK gets with the EU is. But presumably, any Brexit will mean we get a higher proportion of goods from further away, and also ship goods further away. Much of this will be via air, but even if via sea freight, this will have a significantly higher carbon cost than importing/exporting to, say, France.

c) Encouraging Big Polluters 

Third, we will trade more with heavy polluting countries, making it more likely that they increase emissions even further. Why? Well, if, say, India, has an increased demand on many products, they will burn more fossil fuels to make those products. India already have the third biggest carbon footprint in terms of total emissions per country (rather than per capita). We would not be giving the Indian government any incentive to divest. And we will likely be desperate to trade with countries like India, to mitigate the negative effects predicted to result in the aftermath of Brexit. The British government will be in no position to ask other countries, kindly, to lower their emissions.

If we are going to trade more with the biggest polluting countries – China, the US, India – and increase their demand for products in the process, we do so at the risk of indirectly increasing their carbon footprints, which, particularly in the case of the US and China, are already egregious.

d) Loss of soft power

Finally, the UK is also likely to lose its ability to exercise soft power to convince other countries to adopt climate-friendly policies. Currently, the UK is actually a world leader on this issue. Granted, with an enormous coastline, ripe for windfarms and hydroelectric power, the UK is in a fantastic position to get a huge amount of its power from renewable sources. The UK was also, following the motion put forward by Jeremy Corbyn, the first to declare a climate emergency.

The UK is currently in a great position. The UK’s views are heard on the world stage. Exiting the EU puts this at jeopardy. As several have put it, Brexit threatens to turn Great Britain into Little England. This might be in terms not just of influence, but national status, as Brexit threatens the union of the UK, with Scottish Nationalists eager for independence, particularly if Brexit occurs.

This loss of soft power, a loss in the ability to influence other countries to act in ways we deem inappropriate, will render us less able to persuade other nations to adopt the required climate measures.

4. Brexit happens if Boris wins

This, again is fairly uncontentious. His slogan is “Let’s get Brexit done”. While I don’t trust most things that come out of his mouth, we can safely assume that Brexit does happen if Boris is in no.10 again after this general election.

Realistically, it looks like only two candidates might end up as Prime Minister in this election. It’s either Boris or Corbyn. Under Corbyn, we would have a second Brexit referendum, on the terms his government would negotiate. It is of course possible that the people of the UK would vote to leave once again. But, given what I have said here, a second referendum could be our only hope.

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Conclusion

A Conservative government might actually end the world. With this in mind, if you like the world, y’know, having people on it, don’t vote Conservative. If you can, campaign against it.

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Endnotes:

  1. If you don’t accept even this claim, despite the consensus throughout the scientific community, I think you display a bizarre resilience to the powers of reason, and are probably beyond help. At very least I don’t think I could say anything to convince you.
  2. You might try to argue that even with the world burning, and largely uninhabitable, with certain scientific developments, we might still be able to maintain small communities of growing crops in highly-specialised facilities, or biodomes (or something else slightly science-fiction-y). I’m not going to dispute that, but I at least accept that this would also be a wildly undesirable consequence. While humanity wouldn’t be extinct in this kind of scenario (or if Elon Musk is successful in his planning trips to Mars), I’m happy to regard this as an end of the world situation.