Fashion

Everyone knows I’m a fashion icon, a trend-setter, a man of style, right? So, now I’ll keep you up to date with a latest fashion development. The biggest development in my grooming since my beard happened last week (further changes pending).

To illustrate, here are two pictures (a before and after, if you will):

So there you have it chaps, short hair is now cool again. Go forth and act accordingly (before I change fashion again!)

A few Joe-facts you may not know

1. If I enter a bathroom, and the shower curtain is closed, I will compulsively check behind it.

2. If I meet someone I think I might be interested in, following day, regardless of any plans to see the person in question, I am likely to make my bed, go for a run, and generally act like a better person.

3. Among my most prized possessions are a ceramic sheep called Jerry and an Atlas of Creation.

4. I have a small scar on my tongue, from accidentally biting it, due to hitting my chin with my knee during a football practice when I was 9. Despite bleeding copiously from my mouth at the time, I insisted on hiding this fact from the many surrounding people.

5. When I was a small child, my family had two cats. One was run over and the other was shot by a hunter who mistook it for game.

True stories.